Doctor Sex—Bowchicabowwowwwww

Let’s face it—doctors are effing hot.  They save lives, scrubs come off easily, and we all know they have stamina.  The following entry will be an interview with Queermo 2 about her experience fucking a doctor.  Now we will proceed with a tale of hot, steamy, doctor fuckage.

Q:  How did you meet this doctor?
A:  First of all, she is only a medical student, not a doctor quite yet.  I met her while we were both intoxicated at a well-known lesbian club in Boston.  I don’t remember how I ended up dancing with her, but she bought me a Corona and asked me to come home with her.

Q:  So, you fucked her?
A:  Yes, I fucked her…and then she fucked me.  Then, I fucked her again.

Q:  Did she use her stethoscope on you?
A:  Well, since we ended up at her friend’s place, and her friend was not in the medical profession, she didn’t have a stethoscope handy; however, I wouldn’t have been opposed to using it.  Regardless, I’m sure my heart was beating really fast at the time.  She didn’t need a stethoscope to know that.

Q:  That’s too bad.  So, I guess that means no bondage with medical tape or gauze?
A:  Unfortunately not.  There was no bondage with anything at all.  But I think it would have been really hot if she would have commanded me to stick my tongue out and say “awhhhh” like a dominatrix doctor.

Q:  Hell’s yes.  I can see the tight leather scrubs now.  But don’t you think that this would violate a doctor’s oath to be beneficent? 
A:  Hmm.  Well, if it’s consensual, then I don’t see how it conflicts.  I didn’t ask her to recite the Hippocratic Oath before we fucked.

Q:  Interesting.  So, would you make the same case if a consenting patient, and by consenting we will use the sometimes controversial standard definition (i.e. over 18 years of age, mentally stable, etc.), requested that a doctor ended her life?
A:  Yes, but I want to make clear that in NO WAY am I advocating necrophilia.

Q:  Great.  Sounds hot…well, not necrophilia…but doctor fuckage.  I’m about consent, kthanks.  Is there anything else you would like to add?
A:  Only that I personally believe that this doctor should have gone into dentistry because she had a tooth fetish.  She thought that I had particularly well-aligned incisors; however, we’ll save that for another post.